This is called the "alternative life meme" and basically you just have to fill out those questions with the celebrities or fictional characters that come to your mind. BUT you can only pick a person once!! No repetitions, kay? Then tag 3 other users! (This is going to be the hardest part since a few of the guys could very well fall under multiple categories!)

01. The guy you would take to meet your parents: Probably Jeff Francis. He is smart, nice, cute, and I don't see how any parent could dislike him. My mom also loves him.

02. The one girl you would do: I am very straight, but it would definately be Sophia Bush from One Tree Hill! I just love her and she is beautiful!

03. The guy you'd have sex with in your parents bed: Again I have to agree with April, Ryan Spilborghs, it would be so kinky, but it is Ryan Spilborghs. Ryan's a cutie and always up for the daring.

04. The girl you'd take to the mall: Matt Herges' wife. I have met her a couple times and she always has the cutest outfits!

05. Your male BFF: Jamey Carroll, because he actually is a friend of mine and I know he has all the qualities of an awesome friend who would always be there for me and we would have fun. He would do anything for the people he cares about.

06. Your female BFF: Brad Hawpe's wife, because she is upbeat, she's fun, has great values, and just would be the type of person I would hang with.

07. Your gay BFF: I really have to agree with April on this one!-> "Eric Byrnes LOL he acts so fruity a lot of the time, he'd make the perfect gay friend." I actually like Eric Byrnes and his personality would make me happy and make him an awesome BFF! :)

8. The guy who'd take you to prom: Brad Hawpe, because not only is he really cute/sweet/nice/goodlucking etc., he has a good sense of humor and seems like he would be romantic and treat you right, as well as would dance a decent amount.

09. Your big brother: Todd Helton, because he is such a fatherly/brotherly figure who would watch out for you and literally take you under his wing.


10. The guy you'd marry: Garrett Atkins. If you know me, I don't have to explain my fondness for the man. He could fall under a ton of these categories in my world, but it has also been said in interviews that he would make the perfect husband and I agree.


11. The two guys you'd have a threesome with: Greg Reynolds and Chris Iannetta. Even though this is somewhat disturbing and dirty, I do love those two seperately in so many ways (and they are good buddies...and plus they have that whole pitcher/catcher combo going on) hehe.


12. The girl and guy you'd have a threesome with: Ok so this is an alternate universe, remember that, but totally Seth Smith and his wife! They are both so good looking and nice!


13. The guy you'd go clubbing with: LaTroy Hawkins...he's a great dancer and would be fun to hang with anywhere since he is so chill.


14. The guy you'd have angry hot sex with: Troy Tulowitzki, I love Troy but he is emotionally charged and does get angry at times, so I know it would indeed be angry but also HOT!

16. The girl you'd call after a break-up: I'm changing this to the guy I would call after a breakup for support, which would be Aaron Cook. He is such a calm and friendly guy that I know he would be helpful and cheer me up.

17. The guy you'd have sex with when no one else is around: Ian Stewart..don't get me wrong, Ian is a cutie, but it would feel weird since I have met his wife and also would be shocking to other people since I used to think I couldn't be a fan of both him and Garrett Atkins since they played the same position (dumb I know).


18. The guy you'd have sex with when you're cheating on your hubby/boyfriend: I would have to say David Wright like April lol. He is very attractive on multiple levels and is a good guy, but I say he would be the one I cheated with because of that and the fact that it would feel like cheating because he is the only guy on this list who isn't a Rockies player or a former Rockies player (including Byrnsie, who was with the Rockies for a short time) lol.


19. The guy you'd tell all your secrets: Clint Barmes, because he is such a great and trustworthy guy that I know he would keep them and he is the type of guy I would wind up telling my lifestory to (and he would actually listen lol).


20. The person you'd commit a murder with: Totally me and Ubaldo Jimenez lol! Seriously, who would suspect a cute, innocent looking duo like us?!


21. The boy you'd go to the gym with: Matt Holliday...nobody is built like Matt and he loves working out so much that working out would be a blast and actually be worth it! Not to mention Matt is just plain handsome.


22. Your shoulder to cry on: Definately Matt Herges. He would be very supportive, caring and would do anything he could to help with a problem.


23. The guy you'd ask to beat up your cheating boyfriend: Yorvit Torrealba. He is a very friendly but emotionally charged guy, but I bet if you mess with anyone he cares about, watch out!


24. The guy you'd always come back to: Willy Taveras. He just has that smile, he could probably get away with anything.


25. The guy you'd die for: Any of them!<-agreed